The Tabo Travel Troupe

Jun 6, '06 1:38 AM
by DidipusRex for everyone

Imagine this:

You're on a train to Legazpi City. Twilight has fallen and you're hunkering down on your seat, attempting to grab some shut eye as the train clackity-clacks down the tracks. From out of the corner of your eye, you spy a lola, probably in her seventies and wearing Sophia Loren sunglasses, a few seats ahead. She half-stands in a crouch and looks about furtively. From her plastic bag she takes out a tabo and places it on the floor between two rows. She discreetly pulls down her skirt, squats over the tabo and takes a piss, all the while her head sweeping about in a bizarre human impersonation of radar, watching out for the conductor. Once her business is finished, she stands up, pulls up her skirt and pours the contents of her tabo out the train window.

I didn't have to imagine this scene. I didn't have to imagine this scene three times. I love the rails.

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acid42 wrote on Jun 6, '06

holeee mother of invention.

didipusrex wrote on Jun 6, '06

better if holeee mother of intervention. if that tabo hadn't intervened, my shoes and bag would have been swilling in old lady urine.

jeyaiy wrote on Jun 6, '06

uhmm... one use of the tabo that i'd rather not do. well, the old lady sure knows how to improvise.

kagey wrote on Jun 6, '06

see? this is why we must persevere in spreading the word about the tabo! the tabo has become the woman's equivalent of the empty mineral water bottle... a device used by many a traveling man whilst on the bus and in need of a pee. perfectly sanitary and discreet too. just remember "that's not extra joss in there"

acid42 wrote on Jun 6, '06

Extra Joss --New Ammoniac flavor!

didipusrex wrote on Jun 6, '06

actually, pati yung apo niya jumingel din sa tabo niya. and the third time, i thought the lola was taking waaaay too long for number one. eeeeeeeeeeew!

tapos all that time, alistair was texting me to take a photo hahahahahaha.

jeyaiy wrote on Jun 6, '06

hahahaha! i can just see the face of lola if she catches you snapping away.

acid42 wrote on Jun 6, '06

better the face of lola than....

acid42 wrote on Jun 6, '06

.... her lumot-encrusted tabo!

didipusrex wrote on Jun 6, '06

acid42 said

.... her lumot-encrusted tabo!

i doubt if that's lumot on the rim there.

acid42 wrote on Jun 6, '06

it aint lumot, it's an ecosystem!

kagey wrote on Jun 6, '06

acid42 said

it aint lumot, it's an ecosystem!

wahahahahaha!

i dont know if i would have wanted to see a photo of this in action.

didipusrex wrote on Jun 6, '06

i wouldn't. i had a camera with me and didn't even try to attempt a shot. All these worlds are yours except Europa. Make no landings there.

acid42 wrote on Jun 6, '06

^ is that Europa line a reference to some unknown movie that I would probably want to see?

didipusrex wrote on Jun 6, '06

you've probably seen em. 2001: A Space Odyssey and 2010.

acid42 wrote on Jun 6, '06

2001 yes. 2010, no.

monsterbot69 wrote on Jun 6, '06

Sophia Loren sunglasses are glamglamglam!
Clickity-clackity trains are great!
Tabo-cum-Portalets are cool!

Hope you didn't stare too long, though...

didipusrex wrote on Jun 6, '06

Stare? Ew. I tried to get my mind off the situation by perusing the metal mesh window protectors.

ubb622 wrote on Jun 6, '06

didipusrex said

Stare? Ew. I tried to get my mind off the situation by perusing the metal mesh window protectors.

...and through the window metal mesh her bladder went through.

ubb622 wrote on Jun 6, '06

I pity you, i hope you don't get nightmares...but thanks for the story!

monsterbot69 wrote on Jun 6, '06

didipusrex said

I tried to get my mind off the situation by perusing the metal mesh window protectors.

Are these the same window protectors where the weewee swished through?
Kinky, brother, kin-ky!

didipusrex wrote on Jun 6, '06

nah, she was on the right side a the train, i was on the left. i have a photo of her disembarking the train, want it?

monsterbot69 wrote on Jun 6, '06

didipusrex said

nah, she was on the right side a the train, i was on the left. i have a photo of her disembarking the train, want it?

Uh. No thanks...

gidnitacs wrote on Jun 6, '06

hahahaha! are you sure she didn't use your tabo? =)

ubb622 wrote on Jun 6, '06

Why didn't she use the bathroom? Kasi madumi at malinis tabo niya?

kagey wrote on Jun 7, '06

ubb622 said

Why didn't she use the bathroom? Kasi madumi at malinis tabo niya?

'Sus did you not see karlo's white tabo practically crawling away from the dungis train bathroom? if that was the old lady's only other option that i applaud her use of the tabo.

Slightly off tangent, has anyone seen the Whizzy? It's a device that help women to pee standing up. Quite convenient (and empowering). This is another brand called the P-Mate.

ubb622 wrote on Jun 7, '06

kagey said

Why did it take them this long to invent that...

acid42 wrote on Jun 7, '06

my guess? 'cause there are more male inventors than female.

ubb622 wrote on Jun 7, '06

acid42 said

my guess? 'cause there are more male inventors than female.

Good point!
If a male invented the lipstick...he should die. Mahal kaya ng gastos ko sa girl friend ko!

acid42 wrote on Jun 7, '06

hee heee heee

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